“I Miss You [Texas]” Poster

Texas is America’s second largest state in terms of square miles and second largest state in terms of population, so chances are if you’ve ever lived or visited Texas, there are lot of things you’ll miss when you leave.

Why not list out some of the things you miss most in the shape of Texas and hang it on your wall above cacti?

Oh, good.

Perfect for: Texans and that huge statue of Sam Houston off I-45
You might also like: Houston, Austin, San Antonio and everything listed in the poster

Watercolor Anchor Pin

Jewelry doesn’t typically involve watercolor, probably because the paint won’t hold up in the rain. This anchor pin is no different. The color will probably run all over your shirt which will conveniently match the mascara running under your eyes because that shirt was your favorite.

But take comfort knowing that it’s washable, handmade, and each one is unique. So though the thought of ruining your outfit might weigh heavy on your mind, looking fly with a watercolored anchor pin won’t.

Perfect for: Your indie girlfriend, Fashionable Female Sea Captains/Pirates
You might also like: Nautical-themed stuff but not the Nautica clothing line

Cardboard Mustache - Movember 2011 edition

All proceeds go to the Movember Foundation’s East Coast Mustachery Movember Team (http://bit.ly/EastCoastMustachery) to help fight prostate and testicular cancer. The postage stamps posted on these postcards will help fight US Postal Service bankruptcy.

Drawn on 4x6 cardboard.

Buy here: http://bit.ly/EastCoastMustachery
Perfect for: People who want a 2-for-1 deal when helping someone out
You might also like: Cardboard, mustaches and cardboardmustache.com

Tip Guide

The awkward pause when you’re not sure how much to tip is now the awkward pause when you’re referring to this chart to see how much to tip while the bellhop is waiting patiently with his hand out after bringing four of your bags up to your room (that’d be a $4 tip).

Perfect for: Tourists traveling America, patrons and patriots
You might also like: Today’s Special, line charts

Made of Air book

If every salesmen were as charismatic as the vinyl creature on the roof of their establishment, we’d be broke with 9 new, unnecessary mattresses. They’re that good.

You’ll learn their techniques on exactly what they say to get you to buy things you don’t need.

Perfect for: Marketing students, Recent Grads, Junior salesmen, Your Manager
You might also like: The Made of Air pdf, Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

Cardboard Mustache - Movember edition

All proceeds from your purchase of this beautiful cardboard mustache goes to the Movember Foundation via the Mo-Moosehead Movember team to help fight prostate cancer.

Drawn on 4x6 cardboard

Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/df  Sold Out
Perfect for: People who want to participate in Movember but lack the genes to grow a mustache, people who want to fund prostate cancer research
You might also like: Octobeard, Mustache March, Breast Cancer Awareness month

HOVA LANE sign (small)

You crazy for this one!

Printed on a 4x6 card.

Perfect for: Bringing it to the Blueprint 7 concert for Jay-Z to sign (or ignore)
You might also like: Decoded by Jay Z and HOVA LANE sign (medium)

HOVA LANE sign (medium)

There’s only one way to drive when you’re the CEO of the ROC.

Printed on 8½” x 10” card stock.

Perfect for: Jay Z’s route to work & Brooklyn. All of Brooklyn.
You might also like: The Black Album, Vandalizing & Reppin’

Sports Calendar (big)

Hang this on your fridge to avoid scheduling a date night on a Game 7. That would be the worst!

Printed on 8½x11 card stock.

Perfect for: Visualizing how much more baseball you have to go through before football season finally starts.
You might also like: Sports Calendar (travel size) & season tickets.

Sports Calendar (small)

Know when to start preparing yourself for the fantasy draft before your bookie does.

Printed on a 4x6 card.

Perfect for: Sports fans on the go (NASCAR not included)
You might also like: Sports Calendar (big) &  SportsCenter Top Ten plays