November 2011
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Watercolor Anchor Pin
Jewelry doesn’t typically involve watercolor, probably because the paint won’t hold up in the rain. This anchor pin is no different. The color will probably run all over your shirt which will conveniently match the mascara running under your eyes because that shirt was your favorite.
But take comfort knowing that it’s washable, handmade, and each one is unique. So though the...
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Cardboard Mustache - Movember 2011 edition
All proceeds go to the Movember Foundation’s East Coast Mustachery Movember Team (http://bit.ly/EastCoastMustachery) to help fight prostate and testicular cancer. The postage stamps posted on these postcards will help fight US Postal Service bankruptcy.
Drawn on 4x6 cardboard.
Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/listing/show/4554/ or http://bit.ly/EastCoastMustachery Perfect for: People who...
May 2011
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Tip Guide
The awkward pause when you’re not sure how much to tip is now the awkward pause when you’re referring to this chart to see how much to tip while the bellhop is waiting patiently with his hand out after bringing four of your bags up to your room (that’d be a $4 tip).
Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/listing/show/4552 Perfect for: Tourists traveling America, patrons and patriots You...
December 2010
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Made of Air book
If every salesmen were as charismatic as the vinyl creature on the roof of their establishment, we’d be broke with 9 new, unnecessary mattresses. They’re that good.
You’ll learn their techniques on exactly what they say to get you to buy things you don’t need.
Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/listing/show/4551 Perfect for: Marketing students, Recent Grads, Junior salesmen,...
November 2010
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Cardboard Mustache - Movember edition
All proceeds from your purchase of this beautiful cardboard mustache goes to the Movember Foundation via the Mo-Moosehead Movember team to help fight prostate cancer.
Drawn on 4x6 cardboard
Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/df Sold Out Perfect for: People who want to participate in Movember but lack the genes to grow a mustache, people who want to fund prostate cancer research You might also...
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HOVA LANE sign (small)
You crazy for this one!
Printed on a 4x6 card.
Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/listing/show/4549 Perfect for: Bringing it to the Blueprint 7 concert for Jay-Z to sign (or ignore) You might also like: Decoded by Jay Z and HOVA LANE sign (medium)
October 2010
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HOVA LANE sign (medium)
There’s only one way to drive when you’re the CEO of the ROC.
Printed on 8½” x 10” card stock.
Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/listing/show/4550/ Perfect for: Jay Z’s route to work & Brooklyn. All of Brooklyn. You might also like: The Black Album, Vandalizing & Reppin’
September 2010
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Sports Calendar (big)
Hang this on your fridge to avoid scheduling a date night on a Game 7. That would be the worst!
Printed on 8½x11 card stock.
Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/listing/show/4548 Perfect for: Visualizing how much more baseball you have to go through before football season finally starts. You might also like: Sports Calendar (travel size) & season tickets.
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Sports Calendar (small)
Know when to start preparing yourself for the fantasy draft before your bookie does.
Printed on a 4x6 card.
Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/listing/show/4547 Perfect for: Sports fans on the go (NASCAR not included) You might also like: Sports Calendar (big) & SportsCenter Top Ten plays
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Tattoo Shirt
This isn’t your normal tramp-stamp tattoo shirt, this is the fancy-stamp tattoo shirt.
Only 4 left in stock, available only in an American Apparel small.
Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/a2 Perfect for: Girls who want to keep it classy. You might also like: A real fancy-stamp at a tattoo shop?